How was your weekend?

7am: Woken by Alex screaming and demanding milk. Make milk, deposit child in my bed. Try to drift back to into sleep.

7:30am: Woken by Nicholas also demanding a bottle of milk as he pulls me out of bed by my foot and snuggles in under the covers. Make and deliver milk bottle. Get kicked repeatedly in the bladder region and give up hope of falling back asleep in my own bed and make tea.

…continue reading the story called Appetite for Destruction

"Its been 6 months!" I hear you shouting, "6 months since we’ve had an update on you and the kids!"

I know, i know. Even my mother left a message on our answering machine demanding an update on the blog "The last time there was something new it was July… is that right?" Geez… talk about pressure!!

The reason behind the prolonged absence has something to do with the significant trasmutation of our children from cute cheeky toddlers:

to destructive devil spawn.

My next post will demonstrate the type of disaster i have to deal with…

…and im not even going to bother reporting on the day that they trashed the bathroom, threw everything into the tub and proceeded to take a dump on top of the giant pile of cosmetics, lotions, potions and tub toys (for those slow on the up take, by ‘dump’ i mean poo, shit, kaka, doodee whatever you call it in your village!). I have wiped that day from my mind like it never happened….